Dear Minister Majodina:

The clip of your speech from July has gone viral, and I must say—as an American currently enduring the burst-open floodgates of a broken political system—you are more "conscientious" (nantso ke!) than many of my statesmen. The clip and your riotous laughter have brought me joy in perilous times.

All my best, from the United States of America,

Federico Manuel Pohls