Dear Sir

At first I thought it was an April fools joke. I voted for you, thinking we citizens may get a better government, a better deal.
But when I read this, I realise I've made a mistake.

What do you mean " we will own it". Is that it?.

What does it mean for me?. How could you have betrayed our trust so easily.
Here's the thing - there's no way you will fix this. And we are left to pick up the tab. No more. I will not make the same mistake again.

Yes it is April's fool joke. And we the public are the fools.